Sep 14

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Sep 14

Las Vegas Strip Clubs
I’ve listed all available Vegas Strip Clubs in Alphabetical Order.
I take my job of sharing information about Las Vegas seriously, even if it means I have to have a woman dancing on my lap as another tries to poke my eyes out with her breasts.

Centerfold Lounge -Where: 1024 N. Boulder Hwy., Henderson, NV – Phone: 702.564.7865

Cheetah’s – Where:2112 Western Ave., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.384.0074

Club Paradise
4416 Paradise Rd.,Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.734.7990

Crazy Horse Too
2476 Industrial Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.382.8003

Divas
4740 Arville St., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.631.3482

Déjà Vu
3247 S. Industrial Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.894.4167

Jaguar’s
Jaguar’s – Where: 3355 Procyon St., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.732.1116

Lacy’s Lounge
1842 Las Vegas Blvd. North, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.737.1161

Larry’s Villa
2401 W. Bonanza Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.647.2713

Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.366.1633

Masters Club
3500 W. Naples, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.798.5939

Olympic Garden
1531 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.385.8987

Palomino
1848 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.642.2984

Play It Again, Sam
4120 W. Spring Mountain Rd., Las Vegas, NV Phone: 702.737.1161

Playpen/Climax
3120 Sirius Ave., #107, Las Vegas, NV Phone: 702.579.4755

Pussycat Lounge
3120 S. Procyon St., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.365.1408

Sapphire Gentleman’s Club
3025 S. Industrial Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.796.6000

Satin Saddle
1818 Las Vegas Blvd. North , North Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.649.3590

Spearmint Rhino
3344 S. Highland Ave., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.796.3600

Talk of the Town
1238 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.385.1800

Tally-Ho
2580 S. Highland Dr., Las Vegas, NV Phone: 702.792.9330

Tender Trap
311 E. Flamingo Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.732.1111

The Can Can Room Room
3155 Industrial Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.737.1161

The Girls of Glitter Gulch
20 E. Fremont St., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.385.4774

The Library
3785 Boulder Hwy., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.641.6800

Treasures
2801 Westwood Dr., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.257.3030

Oct 30

“Las Vegas Taxi Cab Drivers and Free Rides to Gentleman’s Clubs”

Here’s a story about me and my friends stumbling upon a Vegas Secret, something that you can’t find anywhere else. It all began one spring break weekend. Some and my friends and I were bar hoping all around town at night drinking and of course looking to meet new women. To our surprise we didn’t get any luck. (story of our lives right?)

It is approaching 2:00 am and we’re still all out of luck and the club lines are ridiculous and expensive to hop from one place to another. We asked ourselves, “What else can we do right now at this hour”? Of course! Strip clubs!

It wasn’t hard to convince everyone in the party to agree on going to but I’m sure you could’ve figure that part out. Questions were being raised about the strip clubs:

Which strip club is the best in Las Vegas?
Which has the best girls?
Which has super cheap VIP Rooms?
Which has the cheapest cover fee?

Guess what…none of us at the time knew the answer to these questions (mind you this was many moons ago). We decided to go ask a cab driver since we were going to be taking one anyways.

So we’re out in front of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas and waiting in line for a taxi. We get in and ask him the questions we had previously asked each other. Can you guess what kind of response we got? The cab driver proceeds into naming 2 or 3 gentleman’s club and closing his sentence with, “If you pick one of those I’ll take you guys there for free and give you $10.00 each”. We’re all drunk and asking ourselves… “WTF?!?!” He was not joking. Apparently taxi cab drivers get kickbacks back then for taking males to these clubs and less if they bring a female thats why they could afford to give us such great deals.

So the year is 2008….and your asking…does this still work?

The answer is yes. I’ve tried it still this year and 2 out of 3 cab drivers will still take you to the gentleman’s clubs for free but they will not pay you just to go (I am assuming with politics, economy, etc. they are not getting as much kickbacks anymore).

What else can you ask them for before you leave the cab?

Since they are no longer getting more kickbacks, aside from getting the free cab rides..try asking them for free club entry cards into clubs in the Casinos. Almost every cab driver has those free entry / vip entry cards for almost any club. It’ll save you a couple bucks.

Have a great time everyone!

Cheers!

Disclaimer: Vegasdefined.com and it’s owner is not liable for any actions our readers take after reading our posts. We do not expect anyone to do these crazy things. The reader takes full responsibility for their own actions.

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Sep 15

How to Skip the 2 hour Club Lines in Vegas VIP Style

I’d thought I’d inform everyone that this may not always work in advance. I’ve tried this at most major clubs in Las Vegas and it has worked bout 8 out of 10 times. Sometimes I’ve noticed it did not work for sure because of special engagements the night of the club.

Las Vegas is an great place to gamble, eat, and especially party like a rockstar. If you are impatient like me and always have women with you, you won’t want to wait in those 2 hour club lines. Most of the popular

Club VIP PASS

Club VIP PASS

clubs in Las Vegas have a two hour line up if you arrive after 10:00pm (roughly). Bribing a bouncer might be the best decision you ever make while your partying in Las Vegas. Everyone working in Las Vegas knows that money talks and you can have literally anything if you are willing to pay for it.

These bouncers need extra money since they probably only make about $11/hour. You are simply redistributing the wealth from your pocket to his. It’s a win-win situation. In order for you to smoothly bribe a bouncer into letting you into the club, you have to know what you are doing. You can either walk up to the front door bouncer and ask him how it’s going or find one walking along the sidelines watching the lines. Tell him you are looking to get your party into this party. You should probably give him $20 to $40 a person.

Don’t worry about the cost since you probably(you can always ask him to double check) won’t have to pay the door fee which is usually $40 anyways. You are getting into the club and spending the same amount of money to skip the line. While everyone else stands at the back of the line complaining, you will be downing shots of tequilas with models from LA. Be sure to hand the money in the form of a handshake. You don’t want to bring attention to yourself or the bouncers. Be confident when you walk up to the bouncer as if he is your long time friend. Being a passive pansy in Las Vegas doesn’t pay off unless your there just to gamble and not party. Have fun in Vegas and be sure to “grease” your bouncer to bypass the line.

Have a great time at the Clubs!

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Sep 07

HEADLINES: I’m heading to Vegas for the millionith time again boys and girls on September 19, 2008. If there’s anything you’d like me to look into while I’m there, just drop me a comment to this post and I’ll try my best to report back on the subject. I’ll be staying @ Caesars Palace. So I’ll give you all some juice on CP, LV.

Aug 12

Firstly, I’d like to thank everyone in advance for taking the time to read all about my Vegas “unconventional” news.

Today I’d like to talk about how I received $75.00 in cash money in Las Vegas! I call these people handing out free money, etc… “Solicitors” if you will. Their jobs are primarily to bug you to join them for a so called “Tour” to view some real estate and time share locations in Nevada. You’ll have to fill out some paperwork about personal information so that their company can bug you after. In exchange for your precious information and time, they’ll either comp you a free night stay or in my case pay me $75.00 cash! Every offer differs. Sometimes more sometimes less.

If you’re really bored/broke, or just looking to get some free money, rooms, etc keep it in mind!

My tour lasted about 3 hours. I just drank a lot of alcohol before the tour and then went with my friend. Total we made $150.00!!!

Where can you find these so called “Cash Giveaway/Solicitors”?

These people are found in most Casinos. They are sometimes hard to find. Keep an eye out for a booth that they may have setup in the Casino you are in. If you can’t find one…. just go ask a hotel employee where to go on those real estate/timeshare “Tours” and they’ll point you in the right direction.
another beer! Cheers!

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Aug 06

How can you get free drinks in Las Vegas?

Today I’d thought I’d share a little story of how I came to discover another trick of the Vegas trade of “getting the most of Vegas Casinos”. On one of my very first trips to Sin City, I discovered how to get free drinks without gambling. Well, it’s not really “free” but it’s close enough. It may cost you a few quarters.

Here’s what you do: Instead of sitting at any table games and waiting for the drink ladies come by, head straight for any bar that has video poker lying right there on the bar table. Next sit down, pull out a $20 bill, and make sure the bartender knows you have money in Video poker.Finally, proceed to order all the drinks you want so long as you have any money in the video poker. Take your money out asap so you don’t waste your $20.00. I continually use this tactic each time I am in Las Vegas.

The Benefits of this style of getting Free Drinks in Las Vegas

Benefits are pretty obvious once you get use to it. You get your drink almost 10x faster from the bartender than you would normally playing on a table or slot machine waiting on the drink ladies to take your drink and then bring it back. Another advantage is that you can get super smashed before heading off to a club! Spread the word with your friends! Please come back and drop me a comment to let me know how it went.

No more free paying $10 – $15 drink at fancy smancy bars in Vegas!

Drink up Cheers!

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Aug 05

What is this LV Monorail all about?

Well in short its a form of transportation for tourist, Vegas locals, or Vegas show exhibitors/vendors (LV Convention Center) to get from one place to another.

Is the Las Vegas Monorail really worth it?

Price:
Single Ride Ticket : $5.00
Two-Ride Ticket: $9.00 (back and fourth if you will)
One-Day Pass: $15.00
Hours of Operation:
Mon – Thurs : 7am – 2am
Fri – Sun : 7am – 3am

The truth is that I’ve taken this monorail only about 3 times in my many trips to Sin City. My reasons for not taking it that many times is, I like to pay for convenience. Taking the monorail in Vegas is not very convenient if you need to get to a Casino on the opposite side of the strip as

Las Vegas Monorail Illustration #1

Las Vegas Monorail Illustration #1

Illustration # 1 shows. The 3 times that I actually took it was because I need to travel along those specific Casinos that it actually has drop off points to. If you hate to walk long distances then this is not for you. The black arrows demonstrate in the direction in which you’d have to travel walking if you wanted to go to those Casinos across the strip.

LV Monorail Dropoff Stations:
Sahara, Las Vegas Hilton, Las Vegas Convention Center, Harrah’s/Imperial, Flamingo/Caesars Palace, Bally’s and Paris, and finally the MGM Grand.

If your trip consists of just visiting just these specific Casinos listed above, then you might just want to consider taking the one-day pass.

I’m not saying take the monorail or don’t take it. In my opinion, if your on a budget and willing to walk then go right ahead and take it. The Monorail saves money if you compare it with taking those dang cabs everywhere you want to travel to all day long.

Is the Las Vegas Monorail’s view something worth seeing?
I suppose if you enjoy seeing the lights in the rear of all the Casinos listed above. You don’t really see much of anything (See Illustration #2).

Las Vegas Monorail Illustration 2

Las Vegas Monorail Illustration 2

Are there any benefits of taking the Las Vegas Monorail?
There are definitely benefits not many but there are. One benefit is that, once your in the station there are hardly any lines (even during holidays). Another benefit is that the monorail has NO TRAFFIC! Meaning it’ll take you to the next Casino station stop pretty fast.

Look for these Monorail signs located in the Casinos listed above to find the monorail.

This is the souvenir you get if you pay for admission.

Ticket Front

Ticket Front

“Party like a rockstar!” Las Vegas Monorail Official Site

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Jun 17

This was approximately my 60th+ trip to Sin City (Las Vegas) in the past few years. I had comped rooms so I stayed at the Harrahs Casino this time around. While I just started this blog not to long ago, I will no dwell in the past trips to vegas but share all the experience earned from those trips with you all.

Harrahs Casino is located directly in the middle of Las Vegas Strip.  A not so great trip one this time around because it was mainly for my new vegas blog. I didn’t have much time to visit many new places. The few places that I did visit I will share with you all in the next few following days on this blog. I took many pictures and visited some new places that I will be discussing in further detail for your pleasure shortly. To be continued..

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