Sep 14

Las Vegas Strip Clubs
I’ve listed all available Vegas Strip Clubs in Alphabetical Order.
I take my job of sharing information about Las Vegas seriously, even if it means I have to have a woman dancing on my lap as another tries to poke my eyes out with her breasts.

Centerfold Lounge -Where: 1024 N. Boulder Hwy., Henderson, NV – Phone: 702.564.7865

Cheetah’s – Where:2112 Western Ave., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.384.0074

Club Paradise
4416 Paradise Rd.,Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.734.7990

Crazy Horse Too
2476 Industrial Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.382.8003

Divas
4740 Arville St., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.631.3482

Déjà Vu
3247 S. Industrial Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.894.4167

Jaguar’s
Jaguar’s – Where: 3355 Procyon St., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.732.1116

Lacy’s Lounge
1842 Las Vegas Blvd. North, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.737.1161

Larry’s Villa
2401 W. Bonanza Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.647.2713

Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.366.1633

Masters Club
3500 W. Naples, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.798.5939

Olympic Garden
1531 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.385.8987

Palomino
1848 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.642.2984

Play It Again, Sam
4120 W. Spring Mountain Rd., Las Vegas, NV Phone: 702.737.1161

Playpen/Climax
3120 Sirius Ave., #107, Las Vegas, NV Phone: 702.579.4755

Pussycat Lounge
3120 S. Procyon St., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.365.1408

Sapphire Gentleman’s Club
3025 S. Industrial Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.796.6000

Satin Saddle
1818 Las Vegas Blvd. North , North Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.649.3590

Spearmint Rhino
3344 S. Highland Ave., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.796.3600

Talk of the Town
1238 Las Vegas Blvd. South, Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.385.1800

Tally-Ho
2580 S. Highland Dr., Las Vegas, NV Phone: 702.792.9330

Tender Trap
311 E. Flamingo Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.732.1111

The Can Can Room Room
3155 Industrial Rd., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.737.1161

The Girls of Glitter Gulch
20 E. Fremont St., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.385.4774

The Library
3785 Boulder Hwy., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.641.6800

Treasures
2801 Westwood Dr., Las Vegas, NV – Phone: 702.257.3030

Dec 18

Here’s a little quick tip for all you men out there thinking that Gentlemen Clubs are the only place in Las Vegas to view topless women. Your way wrong!

I just thought I’d share with you all a few list of the Topless pools that are in Las Vegas. What is the catch? There’s no catch except that there is a small fee to enter into some of them. It ranges from $10 to $30 depending on where and when your attending. Why do these large Casinos offer topless pools for their guest… It’s simple, men and women don’t like to have uneven tans.

List of Topless European Sunbathing Pools on the Las Vegas Strip

-Moorea at the Mandalay Bay Hotel
-Bare at the Mirage Hotel
-Venus at Caesars Palace Las Vegas
-Beach Club 25 at Stratosphere Hotel Las Vegas
-Wynn Las Vegas
-Tao Beach at the Venetian Hotel

If you need more info on any of the above just talk to one of the concierges at the front desk. They can answer any of your questions in further detail.

Which one do I recommend? Well I’ve been to a few but there was one Saturday that I was at the Moorea beach club at Mandalay Bay. What can I say but Incredible. It was just full of beautiful women. The security was tough
but it was definitely worth it.
buy me a drink when you see me there!

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Oct 30

“Las Vegas Taxi Cab Drivers and Free Rides to Gentleman’s Clubs”

Here’s a story about me and my friends stumbling upon a Vegas Secret, something that you can’t find anywhere else. It all began one spring break weekend. Some and my friends and I were bar hoping all around town at night drinking and of course looking to meet new women. To our surprise we didn’t get any luck. (story of our lives right?)

It is approaching 2:00 am and we’re still all out of luck and the club lines are ridiculous and expensive to hop from one place to another. We asked ourselves, “What else can we do right now at this hour”? Of course! Strip clubs!

It wasn’t hard to convince everyone in the party to agree on going to but I’m sure you could’ve figure that part out. Questions were being raised about the strip clubs:

Which strip club is the best in Las Vegas?
Which has the best girls?
Which has super cheap VIP Rooms?
Which has the cheapest cover fee?

Guess what…none of us at the time knew the answer to these questions (mind you this was many moons ago). We decided to go ask a cab driver since we were going to be taking one anyways.

So we’re out in front of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas and waiting in line for a taxi. We get in and ask him the questions we had previously asked each other. Can you guess what kind of response we got? The cab driver proceeds into naming 2 or 3 gentleman’s club and closing his sentence with, “If you pick one of those I’ll take you guys there for free and give you $10.00 each”. We’re all drunk and asking ourselves… “WTF?!?!” He was not joking. Apparently taxi cab drivers get kickbacks back then for taking males to these clubs and less if they bring a female thats why they could afford to give us such great deals.

So the year is 2008….and your asking…does this still work?

The answer is yes. I’ve tried it still this year and 2 out of 3 cab drivers will still take you to the gentleman’s clubs for free but they will not pay you just to go (I am assuming with politics, economy, etc. they are not getting as much kickbacks anymore).

What else can you ask them for before you leave the cab?

Since they are no longer getting more kickbacks, aside from getting the free cab rides..try asking them for free club entry cards into clubs in the Casinos. Almost every cab driver has those free entry / vip entry cards for almost any club. It’ll save you a couple bucks.

Have a great time everyone!

Cheers!

Disclaimer: Vegasdefined.com and it’s owner is not liable for any actions our readers take after reading our posts. We do not expect anyone to do these crazy things. The reader takes full responsibility for their own actions.

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Sep 18

Story of the Girl I Can’t Get

I just thought I’d share some personal past experience with women for some of my dedicated male readers. I don’t know about you but I felt like a big loser when I was younger and more inexperienced. Why you ask? I couldn’t get girls. I mean I dated some women and what not, but they weren’t the ones that I “really” wanted to date if you know what I mean. Even then they never returned my phone calls!

For years, it was more like staying at home watching TV re-runs and fantasizing about (fill in the blank). That’s what I called my love-life. I was so broke I didn’t even have two pennies to rub together. I was so embarrassed about my body that I wouldn’t take off my shirt unless I was alone. And after 2 years in college…I was still a virgin. *Sigh*

I remember one of my main problems with meeting new women. It was the approach. Even if I did have the guts to approach a female, when I opened my mouth I’d stammer like an idiot because I didn’t know what to say. Rejection after rejection. I was this close to giving up on women all together.

And anytime I’d make a few female friends, it always ended up the same, I’d follow them around like a dog, jumping at the chance to do them a favor or listen to their problems… hoping somehow it would lead to sex, but… damn I ended up in the “friend” zone! Story of my life right? Guess what, if this also sounds like you.. behind your back and mine they just giggled and called us their emotional tampons to their friends. “You’re such a nice friend” Blah blah! Feeding all that BS! Wasting my time.

Then one day in one of my college courses, everything changed! I was sitting in class and wondering why I did so well in this one specific college course and the answer hit me. I not only had a professional (on the subject matter) teaching me, but read up on the subject and ultimately gained great knowledge about the course.

EUREKA! It hit me!

I suddenly stopped blaming myself and realized I wasn’t a loser when it came to women. It was only because no one ever taught me anything or I never read any published books on it. Now all I had to do was to implement a similar learning approach as I did in school subjects. I got home from class, jumped on Google, and discovered the Alpha Male System. After downloading the ebook, I began learning!

Two years later, I’ve got this Las Vegas site going just to share all my great experiences in Las Vegas. I’m in Vegas so often because of all the beautiful women there. And guess what, I’m getting more tail than a toilet seat! All thanks to the A.M. System View Their Website.

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Sep 15

How to Skip the 2 hour Club Lines in Vegas VIP Style

I’d thought I’d inform everyone that this may not always work in advance. I’ve tried this at most major clubs in Las Vegas and it has worked bout 8 out of 10 times. Sometimes I’ve noticed it did not work for sure because of special engagements the night of the club.

Las Vegas is an great place to gamble, eat, and especially party like a rockstar. If you are impatient like me and always have women with you, you won’t want to wait in those 2 hour club lines. Most of the popular

Club VIP PASS

Club VIP PASS

clubs in Las Vegas have a two hour line up if you arrive after 10:00pm (roughly). Bribing a bouncer might be the best decision you ever make while your partying in Las Vegas. Everyone working in Las Vegas knows that money talks and you can have literally anything if you are willing to pay for it.

These bouncers need extra money since they probably only make about $11/hour. You are simply redistributing the wealth from your pocket to his. It’s a win-win situation. In order for you to smoothly bribe a bouncer into letting you into the club, you have to know what you are doing. You can either walk up to the front door bouncer and ask him how it’s going or find one walking along the sidelines watching the lines. Tell him you are looking to get your party into this party. You should probably give him $20 to $40 a person.

Don’t worry about the cost since you probably(you can always ask him to double check) won’t have to pay the door fee which is usually $40 anyways. You are getting into the club and spending the same amount of money to skip the line. While everyone else stands at the back of the line complaining, you will be downing shots of tequilas with models from LA. Be sure to hand the money in the form of a handshake. You don’t want to bring attention to yourself or the bouncers. Be confident when you walk up to the bouncer as if he is your long time friend. Being a passive pansy in Las Vegas doesn’t pay off unless your there just to gamble and not party. Have fun in Vegas and be sure to “grease” your bouncer to bypass the line.

Have a great time at the Clubs!

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Sep 15

M00N-LIGHT Bunny Ranch
Review on Bunny Ranch

What is this Bunny Ranch?

What is this M.B.R that I’ve heard so much about? If you are a female stray from this post. If you a male please continue to read on. The Bunny Ranch is a LEGALIZE, LICENSED brothel located in Mound House, Nevada.

How far is the Bunny Ranch from Las Vegas Strip?

It is approximately a 7 hour drive and approximately a 1 flight into Reno, Nevada.

Address :

69 Moonlight Rd

Carson City, NV 89706

What should you do before going?
Always dress to impress while going there. If you go there looking like a bum, don’t expect most of the hot girls coming to talk to you. Looking young is always a plus. You can research further on my review on the ranch here:

Bunny Ranch Reno Nevada Review

Please Read My Recent Post OnThe Girl I Couldn’t Get

What is a Brothel?

If you don’t know you’d better google it!

Moonlite Bunny Ranch

ML Bunny Ranch Reno Nevada

FAQS Thanks to BunnyRanch

1.Where is the World Famous BunnyRanch located?

In the State Capital of Nevada, Carson City, which is in northern Nevada between Reno and Lake Tahoe.
2.Which airport do I fly into?

Reno-Tahoe International Airport; Reno, Nevada. You can call 1888 bunnyranch for transportation. We have Sedan, Limo and Excursions available.
3.Where can I fly my private plane or jet into?

Carson City, Nevada.
4.Where do I land my helicopter?

The BunnyRanch has a special landing pad in front just for helicopter uses.
5.How far from Las Vegas is the BunnyRanch?

We are approximately a 7 hour drive and approximately a 1 flight into Reno, Nevada.
6.What hours are you open?

The BunnyRanch has been open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year since 1955.
7.What is the best time to stop by?

ANY time is a great time to stop by the BunnyRanch.
8.Do you have rooms available?

Yes. Many customers spend the night in the VIP suites with the bunnys, but there are many hotels close by. The Hampton Suites 775-885-8800; Holiday Express 775-283-4055 and the Best Western Pinion Plaza Casino 775-885-9000; are just some of the hotels just a few miles from the BunnyRanch.

9.How old do you have to be to visit the BunnyRanch?

You must be at least 18 years old to have inter course or 21 years old to have a cocktail at the bar.
10.Can a virgin come to the BunnyRanch?

Yes. The BunnyRanch has turned into the devirginizing capital of America.
11.Do you serve alcohol?

Yes, we have a full service bar. We charge neighborhood prices, not inflated strip club prices.
12.Are you handicapped accessible?

Yes. As of Dec. 2006 we are spending an excess half million to make it ADA fully approved.
13.How much is a “party”?

There are no set prices. Each girl is an independent contractor and therefore establishes her own services and pricing. Legally, we cannot quote prices, but all the prices are reasonable and negotiable. The women work with all budgets. If it weren’t affordable we wouldn’t have been here for over 50 years.
14.Do you take credit cards?

Yes, we accept Visa and Mastercard. All billed as “Cash Advance, Lake Tahoe”. We also accept debit cards and have our own ATM machine.
15.Am I required to tip?

Tips are not mandatory but appreciated, as they are in every service establishment.
16.How many bunnys do you have?

There are over 500 women licensed for your pleasure here at the BunnyRanch.

There are approximately 40-50 at any given time.
17.Do I have to make an appointment?

No. We are open 24-7-365 for your pleasure. If you have a favorite bunny you can make an appointment off our website.
18.Do I have to give a deposit when I make an appointment?

No.
19.I contacted a girl 2 weeks ago, how come I have not heard back from her?

The bunnys are better at you know what, than returning emails. Please feel free to contact the cashier for availability.
20.Are all the bunnys on the website?

No. We have over 500 bunnys licensed at the BunnyRanch. Some women do and some women don’t want their pictures up.
21.What girls are available?

The best way to find out which girls are available is to go the Message Board and click on ‘Line Ups and Events’ You can also call 1888 bunnyranch for availability.
22.Do I have to have a line up?

No. A line up is not required. You are welcome to come in and have a cocktail at our bar or in our parlor..
23.Can I party with more than one girl?

Yes. You can have even have threesomes, foursomes and orgies are also available 24-7-365.
24.Do the bunnys party with other bunnys?

Yes. For a 2-girl show or party with your girlfriend/wife, ask your favorite bunny.
25.Do the bunnys like couples?

Yes. The bunnys enjoy couples.
26.Can I set up a party for my husband/boyfriend or wife/girlfriend?

Yes. It happens every day and it is highly encouraged.
27.Can two or more guys come in and party with one girl?

That is up to the individual bunny and is discussed during negotiations. For the most part, we have a girl to fulfill any fantasy.
28.Do bunnys do dominination/SM parties?

Yes. There are girls here at the ranch to fulfill almost any fantasy.
29.Can I kiss the girls?

That is something that is discussed during negotiations. What I can promise you are the girls will never kiss and tell.
30.I don’t want to be recognized, what do I do?

We do have private entrances here at the ranch. Anonymity is not a problem. You can always call the cashier in advance and discuss your situation. .
31.Do you have women that lactate?

Yes.
32.Can I take pictures/video?

That is something that is discussed with each bunny.
33.Can I get more nude pictures?

www.Bunnyranch.com is always updating, but the best pictures you have will be from your private sessions that you have created in your mind that you will never forget.
34.Do the bunnys do anal?

Some do, some don’t. Ask your favorite bunny.
35.Do you have midgets?

Bridgett the Midget who is seen on our HBO shows, still features from time to time. Check availability on our website.
36.Do the bunnys have fetish parties?

Yes, the bunnys love tickle parties, big girl make-up parties, trampoline parties, infantile parties, nurse/patient parties and any other fetish party you fantasize.
37.Do you have she-males?

No. But all the bunnys can accommodate you with their personal strap-ons.
38.Is there a time limit?

All the bunnys are independent contractors, therefore, time is discussed during negotiations.
39.Do you have suites, swimming pools, hot tubs and saunas?

We have VIP suites, Jacuzzi rooms and hot tubs, and water rooms.
40.Are you filming customers?

You will never be filmed for any reason without your written consent. Many customers feel HBO is ‘always filming’ which is far from the truth. Even if HBO was at the BunnyRanch, they request identification and a signed consent form BEFORE filming. We don’t hide the fact that the BunnyRanch enjoys an open relationship with the media, but the BunnyRanch success formula comes from decades of customer anonymity. Your visit here is no one’s business but yours and we strive to keep it that way.
41.Can you gamble at the BunnyRanch?

There are no casino or casino games at the BunnyRanch. There are however, casinos within 5 miles. But coming to the BunnyRanch to get your “lucky” piece first is highly recommended..
42.Do you serve food at the ranch?

Dennis Hof owns a restaurant called Dick’s Roadhouse and located less than A half-mile away. Delivery is available upon request.
43.Does the ranch sell toys?

Yes. We have a “toy box” that customers can purchase various items from.
44.Does the ranch sell merchandise?

We sell shirts, hats, lighters, cozies, water bottles, HBO DVDs, shot glasses and other items. Please visit our website store for purchases.
45.I live outside Nevada. Can a girl come visit me?

NO.
46.Will Dennis be there and can he sign my merchandise?

Dennis is here often. Dennis is very approachable and treats his customers and his employees like family. If he is here when you are, he will be happy to sign your items and take pictures with you.
47.Do you have computers available?

For those of you who need to take care of business while you are getting down to business, we have wireless Internet access here at the ranch as well as a public computer room.
48.I have animals traveling with me, do you have facilities?

There are dog kennels and other facilities located in Carson City.
49.Is there a dress code?

You don’t have to get dressed up, but cleanliness and a little common sense helps you get a little further with the women.
50. Do you have Viagra parties?

Yes, we do, however, we do NOT supply Viagra.
51.Are you still giving away military discounts?

Talk to your favorite bunny. They take pride in themselves in taking care of our servicemen.
52.Is Isabella Soprano still at the BunnyRanch?

We are not sure when she will return, but in the meantime you can see her in our Feb 2007 new HBO Cathouse series.
Please Read My Recent Post OnThe Girl I Couldn’t Get
Faq Thanks to Bunnyranch.com

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Aug 04


Men: What to Wear in Las Vegas aside from Clothing

Generally speaking, Las Vegas is a very casual place. You can pretty much wear anything you want without anyone really caring.

I’d like to share a little tip for men that I have actually done on multiple occasions while I was in Las Vegas. This is not regular clothing for men in Vegas. I’d like to call this VEGAS BEADS! Or should i say ATTRACTION beads! Whether it was in the Casinos, Hotels, Clubs, or just the strip, I have always encountered many women that easily want to chit chat or do something wild just for a bead!

Las Vegas Beads

Las Vegas Beads

The above photo is my personal collection of beads from different times in Las Vegas. Note: Don’t wear too many beads on yourself while walking around or even sitting for that matter. If they’re too many on Vegas Beads on your neck it can cause some pretty neck pains within 1 hour. So wear just enough that you have some to sacrifice to make another female happy. Practice makes close to perfect!

Different types of beads


Most of these alternative Las Vegas mens attire can be purchased for a mere couple dollars in most stores. If you find a booth selling them anywhere in the Casinos or the strip, try to negotiate the price if you buy multiple beads (this normally works to lower total price). For the ones who have no idea where to find some, just don’t waste your time and ask a Casino attendant to point you in the right direction. Remember you can get free ones at any Harrahs Total Rewards section of any of the Casinos (Harrahs, Rio, Imperial, Caesars Palace, etc) Have Fun using these beads!

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Aug 03

Moonlite Bunny Ranch : What its all about!

What is the Moonlite (moonlight) Bunny Ranch? You can read more about it here in one of my earlier post for further details on the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

What is it like there?

At first glance it looks like a old beat up establishment. Who cares though its not the outside that counts, its literally what’s on the inside of the building that matters! Well basically when you enter it’s exactly what you’d imagine a legalized in Nevada would be like. You are surrounded and greeted by all different kinds of beautiful women who are ready to full fill your every needs (ok not every need but most fetishes). You are then told to choose one of these girls as a so-called “Tour Guide” of the ranch. You’ll get to see many of the themed rooms where you know what and where goes on just by seeing the themes. Finally, after getting the grand tour and breaking some ice, your most likely going to ask in a very unsubtle manner if you’d like to “party” with them. If you don’t know what “party” means just picture yourself inside a strip club and a stripper wants you to go into the VIP room with them except at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch it’s no holds barred!

How Much does the Girls of Moonlight Bunny Ranch Cost?

The answer to this is quite simple. There basically isn’t any set pricing on these girls because they are

Moonlite Bunny Ranch

all independent contractors. Basically, the pricing is negotiable. The law does not allow any quote pricing. Don’t worry boys, they accept credit cards new or old!

I highly recommend this place to any explorers out there of any kind (if you know what i mean). This is definitely the place to go if your really in the mood of “partying” while you in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is a great place to stop by before heading out to MBR. That is what I pretty much do before heading out there. I mean Vegas to Reno is not all that far apart. It’s only about a 7 hour drive. Remember, there are also plenty of Las Vegas Strip clubs that are really nicely structured as wel Gotta love Nevada!

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